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Star Wars Gifts: Some of us dream of climbing the ranks of the Imperial Forces. And truly, climbing the ranks isn't really the hard part - it seems like promotions happen all the time, with someone high up stepping into someone else's recently-vacated shoes, and everyone below them moving right up the chain. But though those promotions are easy come, they also seem to be easy go, and not in a very pleasant way...