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Welcome to Starfleet Academy, nuggets! We're sure you're eager to get started, but first we have to get through some announcements: First, Reveille is at oh-six-hundred, though many of the upperclassmen will have already been up for an hour by then. Second, dorm replicators are down - one of our Bolian residents reprogrammed the protein sequencer to output organic polymers instead. Third, Dr...