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This is so meta - it's a Deadpool product without any Deadpool involved. What?! Yup. These are some of the products that the Merc with the Mouth sported in his cinematic masterpiece. We assume he got paid for them big time, because everybody knows it's all about the product placement. Now you can look like Deadpool even if red and black aren't your colors (an Autumn, are you? very flattering.) and your skin isn't constantly trying to regrow itself. Bonus... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.