(Please click through to Think Geek. They might be having a sale!)
People say animals love unconditionally. These are clearly dog people. One of the things we love best about felines is that their love is conditional. They have to decide that a particular human is worthy of the effort of expressing their affection. And even then, sometimes they'll have to get back to you on it. Busy napping. Better luck next time. Wait. Was that wet food? Fully awake now. Yes. Totally love you, silly human. Make with the foodstuffs...